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bookaddict24-7:

Imagine if book pages collected sunlight during the day so that when you open a book at night, you can read it in the dark without a reading lamp because they glow.

They would literally light up your life in the darkness.

What if books carried syphilis and your nose fell off? And you’re thinking that’s amazing. Where would you even learn something like that? I’ll tell you. The internet. I learned it on the fucking internet. Which also, rather conveniently, glows. Like holy shit. Right now. Its lighting up your life in the darkness. Fuck off.

hominishostilis:

winfieldblues-pastelhues:

fuck-anotheranti-sjwblog:

winfieldblues-pastelhues:

fuck-anotheranti-sjwblog:

Criminal gets pepper sprayed: ‘OMG POLICE BRUTALITY, WAS THAT NECESSARY???? Woooow..’
A lady gets pepper sprayed just because she may have been a Trump supporter: ‘big mood’ ‘this is festive! 👌🙌’ ‘😭😭😂😂’

Hey, I’m sorry, but I don’t think anyone’s glad that that happened..

they are though, sorry..

You’re missing the point of why these riots started.
I can’t be your friend anymore. Good luck with everything.

“Nobody’s supporting this!”

*proof*

“You’re missing the point!!

These riots started because a campus that historically supported and preserved free speech turned around and violently suppressed dissent, then tried to act like they were “defending” free speech. There’s no “point” you can fucking argue in favor of this that doesn’t end with you looking like a authoritarian.

The trash takes itself out.

“I CAN’T BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE” (because you publicly humiliated me for my silly ideas).

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gamerphobic:

vonisv:

splooge-mcducc:

these animations are an artform in themselves 

BIOWARE DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER CHANGING HER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HOLY JESUS I’M DYING

Can you imagine being one of the dumb assholes that preordered this game?

March 20 2017

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bluez-cluuz:

butt-princess:

bluez-cluuz:

butt-princess:

mr-cappadocia:

causality-binds-all:

mr-cappadocia:

Can anyone translate this?

Dusk
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with power greater than or equal to 3.


Dawn
Sorcery
Consequence - Cast this sorcery only from your graveyard, then exile it.
Return all creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Not a bad card…

as someone who has been cursed by the world of vintage. its not a good card.

Vintage is soo unbalanced.

Nah man just spend a couple thousand dollars on a very select few cards deemed worthwhile and have a deck like a shit ton of other people and you’ll be well on your way to playing games that dont last longer then four turns

Sounds legit. Wait 2 secs while I refinance my house so I can play the local and the global meta.

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How do you know Orange is the New Black is written by Feminists? Because where women have done everything from murder children to planting bombs.. every single one of the rapists (in a women’s prison) just happens to be male.

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causality-binds-all:

mr-cappadocia:

Can anyone translate this?

Dusk
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with power greater than or equal to 3.


Dawn
Sorcery
Consequence - Cast this sorcery only from your graveyard, then exile it.
Return all creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Not a bad card…

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Can anyone translate this?

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Feminism: When he watches porn it’s rape. But only when he does.

Are you a young woman who has watched porn? Feminists will tell you that YOU aren’t a rapist… but any man that did the *exact same thing you did* is.

Feminism isn’t a movement about equality.

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Tumblr and the internet at large has a misunderstanding of how the alignments work. The character alignments of D&D are motivations for the character’s actions, not a moral judgement of them.

Take for example Judge Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Most people would classify his alignment as Lawful Evil. Because he’s a very strict guy, and he’s an evil bastard. But that’s your judgement of his character, not what drives him to act.

Being Lawful Evil means using systems and rules in order to fulfill selfish needs. And while Frollo definitely does that, it’s not his primary motivation.

His primary motivations are to use the law and the church to purge the world of evil, sin, vice, and corruption. His actions in the name of this goal and his hypocrisy make him evil, but he himself is driven by the desire to do good. Therefore, his alignment would be Lawful Good.

Some of the best villains in fiction have the desire to do good, but their methods, whether within or outside the system, make them villains. They’re usually Chaotic Good or Lawful Good in their alignment.

No, this is a completely warped view of the alignment system. The CHARACTER doesn’t know their alignment… so even if they might think their actions are good they could still very much be evil.

This is why, if a player causes their character to consistently take evil actions the DM will cause the characters alignment to shift from say lawful good to lawful evil or neutral.

March 19 2017

kaijuemperor:

greatlordfluffernutter:

Some Nerd: THERE ARE ONLY TOW GENEDERRRERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Official D&D 5E Player’s Handbook:

#Bless

And kobolds are good little communists.

Islamofeminist.

Just you wait.

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